Monday, May 15, 2006

How to be Popular (With Cool Hair)

Would you like more friends and piles of cash? Great news! All you need is an awesome haircut.

You see, it makes people stop and say, "Hey! What the fuck is up with that guy's hair?... Oh, it's a face. Hahaha! Wow, that's really stupid. I like it."

Then, people will want to ask you about your hair. You see, you no longer have to work at initiating conversations. People will come to you. You make lots of sleazy friends. Yay!

^ The middle-age balding look!

So, are you curious about how to do this yourself? Follow the steps!

Step 1, schematics:

Step 2, shave away:

Step 3, making progress:

Step 4, shave top of head:

Step 5, lather in shaving cream, shave:

Step 6, Epil Stop 'N' Spray:

Step 7, Enjoy!:

There you have it! Now go and join the Army! Oooh!

*All special effects composed in Photoshop. No hair was actually shaved.

Please sir, may I have some more Diggs?


Anonymous eXctrik said...

I think more people will be laughing at you, than with you - and please stop spamming NS with crap

7:21 PM  
Blogger Lord Ajax said...

Does your heart pump concentrated evil? The pure spitefulness boggles the mind! And just because you don't like it, doesn't mean it's crap, or spam.

7:54 PM  
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